Tuesday, October 5, 2010

"How Michael Jackson Gave Poor Deby Her Balance Back"

Poor Deby! She’s been out-of-balance for the past too-many months, and we’re not talking checkbooks here! The current economic downturn and subsequent housing slump has turned rental properties that she owns into casualties and she’s been dealing with real estate agents and mortgage companies and real estate attorneys and real estate tax advisers, and yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. After a great long while, there are finally “offers” on both properties, however both are ridiculously lower than the asking price and it is certain that if-and-when-they-sell, they will both be “short sales.” So now it’s just a Waiting Game, letting the buyers and the banks decide on the final selling price.
This is where Michael Jackson comes in, which I’ll get to in a minute. Poor Deby has been living in the Land of the Lost through all these months. Lost property, lost ambition, lost self-esteem, lost peace-of-mind, lost interest, lost mind, you get the picture. Last week, Poor Deby came across an announcement regarding an upcoming event on October 23rd called “Thrill the World.” This is an event attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the most people simultaneously dancing Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” dance at the same time. Worldwide. This struck something in Poor Deby, who has always been a fan of Michael Jackson and has always wanted to learn the “Thriller” dance. Several of Poor Deby's coworkers expressed interest in joining her, but when the day for the instructional workshop came, they all had something-else-to-do. Not really wanting to go by herself, Poor Deby sighed and resigned herself to add yet another lost thing to her list. But then, on the Saturday morning of the workshop, Poor Deby heard a little voice say “Zombie On!” and so she did. For over 2-hours she Zombied-it-up with about 50 other people learning the “Thriller” moves just like Mr. M.J. himself! She felt alive again, which is kind of weird for a Zombie, don’t you think? Nevertheless, Poor Deby was back! Awakened from the dead (now THAT’s more like it!) She now has a purpose, a goal, something to work towards, something that won her interest back and restored her sense of balance. For the past 3 days Poor Deby has faithfully been rehearsing her Zombie moves and will continue for the next 18 days to work on perfecting those moves. Then comes the Big Event. For those not familiar, “Thrill the World” was started in 2006 by a woman named Ines Markeljevic in Canada who wanted to “unite the world in dance.” That first event had 62 people dancing “Thriller” together. In 2007 the event spread and had 1,722 zombie dancers and it grew again in 2008 to 4,179. In 2009 it really exploded with 22,923 participants, worldwide, in 278 events in 32 countries. The 2009 event raised $85,000.00 which was distributed to 80 charities. Worldwide. Michael Jackson would be proud. Poor Deby can’t wait to see the numbers this year. The local event she’s dancing in has 280 Zombie members (so far) that are going to be dancing in the center court area of the local town square shopping area. The event requires every Zombie to register so they can be included in the Official Worldwide Zombie Count. There will be a countdown to the Official Zombie Start Time so that everyone is performing the dance at the exact same time. What a great idea this woman had back in 2006. Her idea of uniting the world in dance seems to be catching on. Poor Deby just loves the idea of being a part of this. Something that brings so many people together to do something fun, and creative, and joyous, that reaches across the entire world. And while these people are dancing and the spectators are smiling and clapping and spectating, no one is thinking about war, or the economy, or any of the other things that people tend to worry about. It’s all good and it’s all in balance. Zombie ON!

 
 
To learn more about "Thrill the World" click on the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrill_the_World

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Where's Poor Deby?



Forget Waldo.  Where the heck is Poor Deby?  The last I heard, she had gone to Disneyland in January.  Then I heard she ran off to the Caribbean for a week in February.  Then there was a trip to Salt Lake City in March.  She's been so busy planning and having adventures that I guess she just hasn't had much time to experience her normal routine rations of Princess Problems!  So, now she's back and trying to get reacquainted with her laptop computer.  Seems like lately the only thing it's been used for is watching movies from a cramped airplane seat at 35,000 feet up in the air.  Poor Deby!
Somebody oughta clean these aeroplane windows!  Poor Deby!

Quote of the Day:  Hubby Dave saw that Poor Deby was hunkered down in the Man Cave typing on her laptop with "Night at the Museum" playing on the t.v. and he said "Oh good!  You're back!  You can be typing away in BlogWorld while the soccer game is on!  Everybody wins!" 

Monday, February 1, 2010

A Few Thousand More Words...

So, if one picture is worth a thousand words, this must mean adding, like, 3 more photos equals four thousand words total, right?  This one shows, from front to back, Spencer, Sarah, and Poor Deby just about to get soaked on Disneylands "Splash Mountain" ride:
Note how Poor Deby was pretty smart (and looking pretty stylish) with the hoodie on her sweater tied tight around her head to keep her hair from getting drenched!

This next photo shows, in the back row, left-to-right, Sarah, Spencer and Poor Deby being terrified out of their wits on the Tower of Terror:
But, where's Hubby Dave, you say? He's driving north on Interstate 5 heading back to Seattle. He had a 2-day drive ahead of him, so he left Poor Deby to sit all-by-herself on most of the rides of Disneyland.  With the seat next to her empty, Poor Deby was pretty sad and it was very, very hard for her to have a good time. You can tell by her expression in this next photo, sitting all-by-herself next to an empty seat on Space Mountain:



 
Too bad some Dummy in the front row had to go and throw her hands up in the air and block out Sarah's face in this photo.  The guy sitting next to the Dummy sure doesn't look very happy to be on that ride with her.  My guess is he was probably pretty embarrased and wanted to jump right off of Space Mountain.  Wouldn't you???  Poor Dummy!  Guess she didn't know any better!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words


So, Poor Deby got tricked into going to Southern California last week.  She hasn't been back there for over 13 years, but Dave enticed her with the promise that is Disneyland.  And the extra added Bonus Attraction, "California Adventure."  That's a "new" addition to the Disneyland Resort that wasn't even built the last time Poor Deby was there.

So, let me introduce the cast of characters in this photo, which was taken on the "California Screamin'" roller coaster at the California Adventure park;

Front row: Poor Deby's son Spencer and his girlfriend, Sarah.

Back row:  Poor Deby and Hubby Dave.

Does Poor Deby look like she's having Fun?  You bet she is! 

'Nuff said.

Monday, January 11, 2010

batteries not included


I think Poor Deby finally figured out exactly what happened to Lilly-the-Dog in the photo on the previous post! (scroll down to see it.)  Why is Lilly squinching her eyes shut like that?  It must be because Lilly probably never read the following sentence in her camera instruction manual:

"When operating the diopter adjustment control with your eye to the viewfinder, care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidently."

No Lie!  It really says that!  And Poor Deby knows this because she's one of those people who reads every single instruction manual that comes with every single thing she ever buys.  Sometimes she even reads instruction manuals for things other people buy.  Mostly that would be her husband, Dave.  He's a Man, after all, and everybody knows Real Men don't read instruction manuals.  So, Poor Deby reads the instruction manuals for stuff Dave buys, and then she tells him how to work the stuff.  Poor Deby gets to read the manual, Dave gets to pretend he's listening to her instructions... yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah... Everybodys happy!



So, not only does Poor Deby like to read Instruction Manuals, she also loves to read the Fine Print.  This would include Directions, Disclaimers, Lists of Ingredients, Adverse Effects, Warnings, Warranties, Exclusions, Expiration Dates, and Optional Equipment.  And in Poor Deby's world, Instruction Manuals are not limited to the written word.  Television commercials have opened up a whole new arena for what Poor Deby likes to call Verbal Fine Print.  These would mainly be advertisements for prescription drugs that show Happy People having a carefree time surrounded by loving friends in beautiful surroundings that leave you asking "How can I get that Life?"  But, Poor Deby has learned to listen with a keen ear for the Verbal Fine Print (VFP).  Her most favorite all time winner of the VFP Award has to be the following:

"May cause gas with oily discharge, a frequent urge to have a bowel movement, and an inability to control it."    

No Lie!  Of course, the announcer making this statement said it so fast that it took Poor Deby about 5 times of watching and listening to this commercial before she could even decipher the entire statement.  She doesn't even remember what the product was, and she sure hopes she never has a reason to use it, whatever it was!














So, there you have it.  Itching, swelling, anxiety, irritability, burping, farting, fainting, bloating, death, loss of consciousness, hair loss, memory loss, .... what was I saying?


  















"Objects in mirror may be dumber than they appear."

Cocktail of the Day:  Mind Eraser
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Kahlua
2 oz Tonic Water
Pour vodka, Kahlua, and tonic water into a rocks or old-fashioned glass.
Serve with a straw.
check out this and more recipes at: www.drinksmixer.com/drink5375.html

Degree of Difficulty of the Day:
What?

Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Last Day


Poor Deby has been so busy trying to keep up with the Holidays she hasn't had time to update her blogs! She feels so ashamed! And her very good friend, Miss Radish(of http://www.radishandrose.blogspot.com/ fame) keeps reminding her that she is sick and tired of continuously checking and rechecking both the Poor Deby and Leapin Lilly sites only to see the SAME OLD POST, day after day after day..... So, Poor Deby is resolving to make a New Year's Resolution to create new posts on a very regular basis. In fact, she is working out a top secret schedule of regular "feature posts" to be debuted very soon. More about that another time. For now, Poor Deby would like to share this timely article from the New York Times. This being the Last Day of 2009, it seems appropriate:


Enjoy, and a Happy New Year full of health, happiness, love, joy, and lots of good words to everyone!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Click Click Click Click Camera Song


Here's a fun video that gets Poor Deby tapping her toes.

Just click click click click on the link below...

photo: Bishop Allen